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Old August 29th, 2007, 03:27 PM
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Well my first gay experience happened like this:

I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.

Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.
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Old August 29th, 2007, 06:11 PM
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Well my first gay experience happened like this:

I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.

Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.
lol sooo evil but ya they should geta room
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Old August 30th, 2007, 02:49 AM
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oww, i think you're eye's were badly violated:d
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Old August 30th, 2007, 03:58 AM
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i murdered them ...
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Old August 30th, 2007, 04:02 AM
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im jk btw
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Journey set sail was to leave; cause im only birds and bees; loose and news of all things be; sunlight garden low red blossoms moon tides of the sea When struggling for a magic grain We throw our life to the winds like rain For goodness sake Spare your failings and take the ability To strengthen No spirit
can stimulate all minds Move away from your western guns Travel towards eastern suns
Far above all earthly goals A pledge for creation's soul Spirit finds fresh morning and the dew Of precious things Hope is a phoenix building wings to fly And what we wish shall be Like a breathe of fresh air Safe and secret powers
That no love can spare
Blossoms of Days To Come
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Old August 30th, 2007, 05:54 AM
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haha nice story though
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Old August 30th, 2007, 06:23 AM
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Man, I was getting in maturbation mode, and all i get is this story
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Old August 30th, 2007, 06:32 AM
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lol srry i cant have me be your masturbation material i is married now
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Far above all earthly goals A pledge for creation's soul Spirit finds fresh morning and the dew Of precious things Hope is a phoenix building wings to fly And what we wish shall be Like a breathe of fresh air Safe and secret powers
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Old August 30th, 2007, 06:44 AM
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xD, that was gay. Not true but funny!
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